Stay awhile and listen – I got an adult myth to tell you from ancient Greece. So that you may learn from it today.
There once were two animals – a cat and a horse – who angered the gods. Nobody remembers why and that’s not important.
Zeus wanted to punish them, so he sent them to two islands surrounded by dark, cold and dangerous water. The islands were close enough, so they could talk to each other, but they could not get over to the others island.
On the island where the horse now lived, there were millions and millions of fat mice. And where the cat lived, there were juicy green grass as far as the eye could see.
They lived like that for many years. Every day they talked and every day they complained about their diet to each other. One day they both had an idea – they didn’t want to live like that anymore. So they made a pact – at the count of ten, they would both jump with all their strength for the others island.
So they both counted and at the count of ten they both jumped. The horse made the jump, but alas the cat fell into the dark waters.
So what can we learn of this story today? When there is a wet pussy, there is always a satisfied stallion.