[Participative Writing] Aquilonia FM

[Not Quite Dead]

 

*CrrRRWioouuuuIIwrCrrr*

 

...n Aquilonia FM, we'll provide to you, ladies and gentlemen, the last hit in the Juba Kingdom:

 

 

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say

 

I know there's gods but I don't care too much
I don't seek for Valhalla or such
Fate in afterlife, it isn't my way.

 

(Just like Amra)
Feast along and you'll taste the juices of red meat
(Just like Amra)
Feast along and pick a girl, or an opponent, or a seat
(Just like Amra)
Feast along if you know what happiness is to you
(Just like Amra)
Feast along and you'll feel like that's all you wanna do

 

Here come your laws, stating this and that (Meh!)
Guards, give all you got, don't hold it back (Yeah!)
Well, I should probably warn ya, I'll be just fine (Yeah!)
I've fought worse than you, and you're only nine
Mirth time!

 

(Just like Amra)
Drink along and you'll taste the sting of wine on your palate
(Just like Amra)
Drink along as much as I, we have time 'til the moonset
(Just like Amra)
Drink along if you know what happiness is to you
(Just like Amra)
Drink along and you'll feel like that's all you wanna do

 

(Amra)
Melancholy, begone
(Amra)
I'll rejoice, and it will be fine
(Amra)
Melancholy, begone
(Amra)
Begone, gone I said

(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
Melancholy, begone

(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
I'll rejoice, and it will be fine
(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
Melancholy, begone
(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
Begone, gone I said

 

(Just like Amra)
Fuck along and you'll taste the hot embrace of white arms
(Just like Amra)
Fuck along, look at these the girls: there's no end to their charms
(Just like Amra)
Fuck along if you know what happiness is to you
(Just like Amra)
Fuck along and you'll feel like that's all you wanna do
{bis}

 

(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
Melancholy, begone

(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
I'll rejoice, and it will be fine
(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
Melancholy, begone
(Amra, Amra, Amra, Amra)
Begone, gone I said

 

(Just like Amra)
Fight along and you'll taste the battle exultation
(Just like Amra)
Fight along and your blade will flame and will crimson
(Just like Amra)
Fight along if you know what happiness is to you
(Just like Amra)
Fight along and you'll feel like that's all you wanna do
{bis}

 

Crom on!

 

Spoiler

 

As a French-Speaker, to adapt a song in English is quite difficult. To my ears, it doesn't sound too bad, but... who knows!

If you want to share a laugh by making a famous song sounding more Hyborian, this is the place for such stylistic exercise!

 

 

Edited October 3, 2017 by Not Quite Dead
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[Doucefeuille]

Thanks @Not Quite Dead for your excellent song, let me try to enjoy everybody on our station's frequency!

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(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more.)
I wanna play!
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more.)

Woah Conan, oh Conan, don't treat me so mean,
You're the meanest strong human that I've ever seen.
I guess if you said so
I'd have to be watchful or go. (That's right)

(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more.)
I wanna play!
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more.)

Now Conan, listen Conan, don't ya treat me this-a way
Cause I'll be really useful some day.
(Don't care if you do 'cause you're not a Hero)
(show me your back again and you'll take an arrow.)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'd have to be watchful or go. (That's right)

(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more.)
I wanna play!
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Hit the pict Thak and don't show your back no more.)

Well
(don't show your back no more.)
Just wanna play...
(don't show your back no more.)
I didn't understand you
(don't show your back no more.)
You can't mean that
(don't show your back no more.)
Oh, now Conan, please
(don't show your back no more.)
What you tryin' to do to me?
(don't show your back no more.)
Why, don't you let me take part?
(don't show your back no more.)
 

[Not Quite Dead]

...song is some kind of curiosity, as it's a patriotic song shared by rival kingdoms such as Nemedia, Argos, and Aquilonia, shortly written after the nemedian invasion in Aquilonia, and the return of King Conan on his throne.

 

 

Nemedia was Acheron
Now it's Nemedia, not Acheron
Long time gone, old Acheron
Necromancer dream in the moonlight

Every mummy of Acheron
Is now in Nemedia not Acheron
So if you raise one in Acheron
It will plot in Nemedia

Even Belverus was once in Acheron
Why the uprise I can't say
People don't like bein' seen as prey.

So we don't want back old Acheron
None wants that but Xaltotun
Long time gone, old Acheron,
Why is Nemedia now in store?
That's the work of our ancestors

Nemedia (Nemedia)
Nemedia (Nemedia)

Even Tarantia was once in Acheron
Why the uprise I can't say
People don't like bein' seen as prey.

Aquilonia was Acheron
It's Aquilonia, not Acheron
Long time gone, old Acheron
Why is Aquilonia in store?
That's the work of our ancestors

So we don't want back old Acheron
None wants that but Xaltotun
Long time gone, old Acheron,
Why is our Argos now in store?
That's the work of our ancestors

Nemedia/Aquilonia/Our Argos

[Not Quite Dead]

...is a Nordheimer group of skalds, known for uplifting ballads, as is their song Does your mother know. At least it seems uplifting for Nordic folks. Poor fellows.

 

 

You're so cute, chargin' at me

With that sword,

But I won't spare the life of a kid like you.

It's something She wouldn't do.

 

There's that look, in your eyes.

I can read in your face

That you're gonna end in Valhalla

Although you're only a child.

 

Well, you came all up here, sonny,

Fencing like a blondie,

Does your mother know that you're out?

And you poured blood on snow, sonny,

Yours or Vanir's maybe

Does your mother know that you're out?

 

Take it easy! (take it easy)

Better slow down, boy:

Heimdul is your foe.

Does your mother know...?

Take it easy! (take it easy)

Try to cool it, boy,

Put on a good show.

Does your mother know...?

 

I can see what you want,

But you seem pretty young

To be searching for that kind of fun,

There's no way you'll be the one.

 

Now you're so cute, I like your style,

And I must say you can fight

Like would do a grown-up man (man).

But, boy, you're only a child.

 

I'd like to hear your name, sonny,

'cause you're the last blondie.

Does your mother know that you're out?

In Vanaheim, I will, sonny,

Drink to your soul maybe.

Does your mother know that you're out?

 

Take it easy! (take it easy)

Better slow down, boy:
Heimdul is your foe.
Does your mother know...?

Take it easy! (take it easy)
Try to cool it, boy,
Put on a good show.
Does your mother know...?

 

Well, seems that you killed me, sonny.
Doesn't that sound funny?
Does His daughter know that you're out?
It's kinda hard to breathe, sonny...

Rest a little maybe...
Does His daughter know that you're out?

Edited May 15, 2019 by Not Quite Dead
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