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Mythic pantheon: Apollo-gies for the number of models

Mythic pantheon: the battles just Gor-gon and on and on

Mythic pantheon: Atlas-t, a game that you've Hera-d a lot about

Mythic pantheon: Tantalus-ing battles await

Mythic pantheon: Even the miniatures are immortal hero's. 

Mythic pantheon: Fight as a warrior, rise to be hero and become immortalised as a God. 

What's cronos least favourite sauce? Tartar-Sauce

Why did zeus go to Cronos for herbs? He always has thyme. 

Why didn't hera forgive zeus? He never apollo-gised

Where is the best shows in Greece? Live at the apollo

Why the blood from achilles fight bad to clean up after? It was scattered over a Hectore.  

What's the best way to eat a titan? Pan fried liver. 

What  jokes require a dead pan delivery? Satyr 

Mythic pantheon: Best game you've ever Hera'd about

Mythic pantheon: The gamers are gods and miniatures are multitude. 

Mythic pantheon: Playing happy families has never been so violent. 

Hay-des miniatures  are titanic! I Hera'd the rules are awesome. Athena model in person and just wow. Do Zeus know how long it will take for the expansion? December will soon be here and the wait over Atlas. I heard the viking stuff will ragnaRock. 

Mythic pantheon more compelling than a sirens song

What do you call the sun God when he doesn't win? Heloss 

Why does that goddess look familiar? I must athena about

What did achilles use to clean up the greek army? Ajax 

Mythic pantheon aka Christmas dinner with the in laws 

Mythic pantheon a tale of titans

Mythic pantheon Olympics first edition

Mythic pantheon party at the parthanon

Mythic pantheon costs more than most Greek urn 

How do you know zeus is going deaf?  He can't hera his wife

How do you know the under world river is stagnant? It stynx 

What does a Greek shout when is prisoner escapes? He's asclepius 

What goddess has the best sports equipment? Nike

Where does hades work? Out in the styx

Mythic pantheon: Jermy kyle edition

Family feud :Mythic pantheon edition (lord help steve Harvey) 

Mythic pantheon  our rule books shorter than homers! 

Mythic pantheon an odyssey of adventures

Mythic pantheon less laborious than heracles

Mythic pantheon enough miniatures to fill a trogan horse 

Mythic pantheon less complex than the gordian knot 

Who is freuds favourite Greek hero,? Oedupus

Which Greek legends is it a risk to dally with? Hermes and sisyphus you never know what you'll get! 

How do Greeks find their way in the dark? Echo location 

What did Jason shout when he got 0 on his test? Ar-got-naughts

Why are people always happy to see the Graea (fates)? They always bring the present

How do we know the giant cat Heraclese fought was female? It was a Ne-mean lion (no mane-ion) 

Why did people think Thames' news was a joke? His delivery was dead Pan

Which God is considered two faced? Hecate 

Why did the goddess of magic not starve? Hecate

What do you call a Greek mail order catalog? Argo

How do we know Hercales has a lot of kids? He went through 12 labours

Which titan put the Greeks on the map?  Atlas

Which God Owl-ways knows best? Athena 

Which is the calmest Greek hero? A-chill-ese

What do you call a Greek who turned towards you? He-phaest-us (he faced us) 

Which Greek monster is the size of a small hill? Mini-tor 

Which God is out of this world? Apollo 

Why do the monsters hate to eat the people of crete? They are too Greecey 

Where do Greeks read their electricity? At demeter

Where do Greeks find their synonyms? In the theseus 

What skin condition do young Greek hero's suffer? Arachne 

Which is the most violent star sign? Ares

What's another name for an insulting Greek poem? Ode-dis-syus

Why is zeus going bald? He is losing his hera 

38 minutes ago, Matt John S said:

 How much does a Greek urn? (not mine) 

All original as far as we know:

What's Greece best postal service? Hermes

What do the Greek secret agents say,? Hail hydra. 

Which monster is the most employable? Hydras, they are always getting head hunted. 

Why are Hydras the smartest monsters? 3 heads are better than 1.

Why do mathematicians hate Hydras? You divide in 2 and get 3.

Why is medusa bad company,? The stony atmosphere

What's a Greeks favourite cheese? Gorgon_zola