Mythic pantheon: Apollo-gies for the number of models
Mythic pantheon: the battles just Gor-gon and on and on
Mythic pantheon: Atlas-t, a game that you've Hera-d a lot about
Mythic pantheon: Tantalus-ing battles await
Mythic pantheon: Even the miniatures are immortal hero's.
Mythic pantheon: Fight as a warrior, rise to be hero and become immortalised as a God.
What's cronos least favourite sauce? Tartar-Sauce
Why did zeus go to Cronos for herbs? He always has thyme.
Why didn't hera forgive zeus? He never apollo-gised
Where is the best shows in Greece? Live at the apollo
Why the blood from achilles fight bad to clean up after? It was scattered over a Hectore.
What's the best way to eat a titan? Pan fried liver.
What jokes require a dead pan delivery? Satyr
Mythic pantheon: Best game you've ever Hera'd about
Mythic pantheon: The gamers are gods and miniatures are multitude.
Mythic pantheon: Playing happy families has never been so violent.
Hay-des miniatures are titanic! I Hera'd the rules are awesome. Athena model in person and just wow. Do Zeus know how long it will take for the expansion? December will soon be here and the wait over Atlas. I heard the viking stuff will ragnaRock.
Mythic pantheon more compelling than a sirens song
What do you call the sun God when he doesn't win? Heloss
Why does that goddess look familiar? I must athena about
What did achilles use to clean up the greek army? Ajax
Mythic pantheon aka Christmas dinner with the in laws
Mythic pantheon a tale of titans
Mythic pantheon Olympics first edition
Mythic pantheon party at the parthanon
Mythic pantheon costs more than most Greek urn
How do you know zeus is going deaf? He can't hera his wife
How do you know the under world river is stagnant? It stynx
What does a Greek shout when is prisoner escapes? He's asclepius
What goddess has the best sports equipment? Nike
Where does hades work? Out in the styx
Mythic pantheon: Jermy kyle edition
Family feud :Mythic pantheon edition (lord help steve Harvey)
Mythic pantheon our rule books shorter than homers!
Mythic pantheon an odyssey of adventures
Mythic pantheon less laborious than heracles
Mythic pantheon enough miniatures to fill a trogan horse
Mythic pantheon less complex than the gordian knot
Who is freuds favourite Greek hero,? Oedupus
Which Greek legends is it a risk to dally with? Hermes and sisyphus you never know what you'll get!
How do Greeks find their way in the dark? Echo location
What did Jason shout when he got 0 on his test? Ar-got-naughts
Why are people always happy to see the Graea (fates)? They always bring the present
How do we know the giant cat Heraclese fought was female? It was a Ne-mean lion (no mane-ion)
Why did people think Thames' news was a joke? His delivery was dead Pan
Which God is considered two faced? Hecate
Why did the goddess of magic not starve? Hecate
What do you call a Greek mail order catalog? Argo
How do we know Hercales has a lot of kids? He went through 12 labours
Which titan put the Greeks on the map? Atlas
Which God Owl-ways knows best? Athena
Which is the calmest Greek hero? A-chill-ese
What do you call a Greek who turned towards you? He-phaest-us (he faced us)
Which Greek monster is the size of a small hill? Mini-tor
Which God is out of this world? Apollo
Why do the monsters hate to eat the people of crete? They are too Greecey
Where do Greeks read their electricity? At demeter
Where do Greeks find their synonyms? In the theseus
What skin condition do young Greek hero's suffer? Arachne
Which is the most violent star sign? Ares
What's another name for an insulting Greek poem? Ode-dis-syus
Why is zeus going bald? He is losing his hera
All original as far as we know:
What's Greece best postal service? Hermes
What do the Greek secret agents say,? Hail hydra.
Which monster is the most employable? Hydras, they are always getting head hunted.
Why are Hydras the smartest monsters? 3 heads are better than 1.
Why do mathematicians hate Hydras? You divide in 2 and get 3.
Why is medusa bad company,? The stony atmosphere
What's a Greeks favourite cheese? Gorgon_zola
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