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Matt John S, October 24, 2017 in
Soon Mythic Battles Pantheon will be arriving on our shores and Monolith would like to give you the opportunity to snatch up some loot. If you would like a free box of Mythic Battles: Pantheon, then get ready to play with words. We want you to post your best plays on words involving gods, creatures, and myths. Perhaps it will be your pun that’s chosen for the subtitle in the Mythic Battles Pantheon section of the-overlord.net. You are now all enemies in this contest of champions, so get ready to bring the Pain-theon! See…I’m no good at this. I’ll show myself out.
Contest closes Friday, November 10th, so get moving. Simply post your wordplay as a reply to this post. Like ancient Grecian columns, I’m looking forward to, ahem, cracking up…Seriously, I’m leaving now.
Ok lets get this started..
hopefully no one will be angry I piss-eidon on their puns and then go crying back Homer (legendary Greek author).
If you choose my puns me-dusa be happy and will do a mythic paint job and i argonaut not kidding about it
How Titan are the rules number of submissions? I Athena'king better to edit the post or make new replies to it.. missing rules could be the Achilles heel of the contest!
We are on the Pantheon to greatness.
My-thic this thread will be a long one
This will just gorgon and on forever!
38 minutes ago, Matt John S said:
How much does a Greek urn? (not mine)
How much does a Greek urn? (not mine)
All original as far as we know:
What's Greece best postal service? Hermes
What do the Greek secret agents say,? Hail hydra.
Which monster is the most employable? Hydras, they are always getting head hunted.
Why are Hydras the smartest monsters? 3 heads are better than 1.
Why do mathematicians hate Hydras? You divide in 2 and get 3.
Why is medusa bad company,? The stony atmosphere
What's a Greeks favourite cheese? Gorgon_zola
Why do the monsters hate to eat the people of crete? They are too Greecey
Where do Greeks read their electricity? At demeter
Where do Greeks find their synonyms? In the theseus
What skin condition do young Greek hero's suffer? Arachne
Which is the most violent star sign? Ares
What's another name for an insulting Greek poem? Ode-dis-syus
Why is zeus going bald? He is losing his hera
How do we know Hercales has a lot of kids? He went through 12 labours
Which titan put the Greeks on the map? Atlas
Which God Owl-ways knows best? Athena
Which is the calmest Greek hero? A-chill-ese
What do you call a Greek who turned towards you? He-phaest-us (he faced us)
Which Greek monster is the size of a small hill? Mini-tor
Which God is out of this world? Apollo
Mythic Battles : Pantheon
If you play this game, you ll be under Ares !
Who is freuds favourite Greek hero,? Oedupus
Which Greek legends is it a risk to dally with? Hermes and sisyphus you never know what you'll get!
How do Greeks find their way in the dark? Echo location
What did Jason shout when he got 0 on his test? Ar-got-naughts
Why are people always happy to see the Graea (fates)? They always bring the present
How do we know the giant cat Heraclese fought was female? It was a Ne-mean lion (no mane-ion)
Why did people think Thames' news was a joke? His delivery was dead Pan
Which God is considered two faced? Hecate
Why did the goddess of magic not starve? Hecate
What do you call a Greek mail order catalog? Argo
How do you know zeus is going deaf? He can't hera his wife
How do you know the under world river is stagnant? It stynx
What does a Greek shout when is prisoner escapes? He's asclepius
What goddess has the best sports equipment? Nike
Where does hades work? Out in the styx
Mythic pantheon: Jermy kyle edition
Family feud :Mythic pantheon edition (lord help steve Harvey)
Mythic pantheon our rule books shorter than homers!
Mythic pantheon an odyssey of adventures
Mythic pantheon less laborious than heracles
Mythic pantheon enough miniatures to fill a trogan horse
Mythic pantheon less complex than the gordian knot
Mythic pantheon more compelling than a sirens song
What do you call the sun God when he doesn't win? Heloss
Why does that goddess look familiar? I must athena about
What did achilles use to clean up the greek army? Ajax
Mythic pantheon aka Christmas dinner with the in laws
Mythic pantheon a tale of titans
Mythic pantheon Olympics first edition
Mythic pantheon party at the parthanon
Mythic pantheon costs more than most Greek urn
As king of the underworld, I have more important things to do.Like what, you ask?Well, like coming up with new punishments for evil-doers in the dungeons of Tartaros, for one. And also scouring every inch of this place to make sure that no sons of Zeus—or Poseidon, for that matter sneak into my realm to create yet more havoc.
*picture of MB dice tumbling over the board, minis poised for attack*
Join the Gods! Fight and die for your chance at immortality!
The Poseidon Adventure
Ancient age, where Ur-anus was embodiment of the sky.
When you keep on rolling and people still call you sissy puss.
Mythic pantheon: Best game you've ever Hera'd about
Mythic pantheon: The gamers are gods and miniatures are multitude.
Mythic pantheon: Playing happy families has never been so violent.
Hay-des miniatures are titanic! I Hera'd the rules are awesome. Athena model in person and just wow. Do Zeus know how long it will take for the expansion? December will soon be here and the wait over Atlas. I heard the viking stuff will ragnaRock.
I Apollo-gize for trying to be the Centaur of attention but I am trying to win a contest so I guess it's Poseidon the point.
I think if an enemy tries to shoot me while I’m behind cover, they Artemis.
Argonaut going to Pan him for Jason Hera-way?
Do Zeus think this game is going to be Amazon-ly epic?
Mythic Battles: Pantheon
Today is dedicated to Uranus!
Mythic Battles: Pantheon
Indulge your God Complex!
Mythic Battles: Pantheon - Use Ajax on your table Greece.
Dominate with A-Thor-ity!
Where mothers-fathers-brothers-sons-sisters-daughters-uncles-aunts and family pets all try to kill each other. For your amusement....
Mythic Battles Pantheon: Truly a Titanic game
If your spouse and your child are trying to kill you....you might be playing Mythic Battles: Pantheon
Hellas? Is it me you're looking for?
The Hellas are alive with the sound of slaughter
The Hellas are alive with the sound of Mythic
Stay awhile and listen – I got an adult myth to tell you from ancient Greece. So that you may learn from it today.
There once were two animals – a cat and a horse – who angered the gods. Nobody remembers why and that’s not important.
Zeus wanted to punish them, so he sent them to two islands surrounded by dark, cold and dangerous water. The islands were close enough, so they could talk to each other, but they could not get over to the others island.
On the island where the horse now lived, there were millions and millions of fat mice. And where the cat lived, there were juicy green grass as far as the eye could see.
They lived like that for many years. Every day they talked and every day they complained about their diet to each other. One day they both had an idea – they didn’t want to live like that anymore. So they made a pact – at the count of ten, they would both jump with all their strength for the others island.
So they both counted and at the count of ten they both jumped. The horse made the jump, but alas the cat fell into the dark waters.
So what can we learn of this story today? When there is a wet pussy, there is always a satisfied stallion.
Mythic Battles: Pantheon The cleanest board game in the world thanks to Ajax!
You can hear the Sirens when UrAnus turns OriOn
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